Blitzkrieg in the West: The Germans: Cover Revealed

Just to give my latest handbook for I Ain't Been Shot, Mum a little pre-publicity, I got the cover through from Rich today.

The handbook will be available from the TooFatLardies website on May 10th (next Thursday) and weighs in at over 180 pages!

The good news is that despite its huge size (over twice as big as the other handbooks in the series) we're not making it more expensive than the other books: it will be the same price as the French, the BEF and the Dutch/Belgians.

The handbook will cover the German army that invaded France and the Low Countries in May 1940. It will contain lists for each of the ten different types of infantry division, each of the ten different Panzer Divisions, the cavalry, the SS, the Fallies, the army troops...you name it, it's in there!

TFL Painting Challenge: a catch-up before the Bank Holiday

After a couple of quiet days, the entries have suddenly come pouring in...so it's time for a quick catch-up before the bank holiday weekend.

So, in no particular order, we have:

  • Travis with some more wonderful 28mm Soviets
  • More barbarians from Carole
  • More tanks from Matt Slade
  • Some Frenchies and a KV-1 from Chris Cornwell
  • A couple of little bits and bobs from Chris Stoesen
  • More medievals and P&S from Andrew Helliwell
  • There's a bank from Mervyn (let's hope it's not an early branch of the TSB!)
  • And a tank from Ralph Plowman
  • And last, but by no means least, a whole of of basing from Stumpy: all Zulu wars in preparation for OML 2018

As always, clicking on the name of the person in the above list will take you straight to their gallery (opens in a new window), and here are today's pictures:

More Copplestone Barbarians from Carole

Soviet Anti-Tank Gun from Travis

And an SU-122 from Travis as well

A Sherman tank from Matt Slade

The bank of Mervyn

A cast of 'fousands' from Stumpy

Where Are The Blitzkrieg Germans for IABSM?

I hear you ask! Surely they were due today?

Well, yes, they were, but I'm afraid to say publication will be delayed for a week or so.

The reason?

Size more than anything else. Whereas the other handbooks have ended up being about eighty pages long, the German handbook is going to be more like 180 pages long!

There was I thinking that the Germans in May 1940 were largely homogenous and could be knocked out fairly quickly...but almost as soon as I started I realised that this just wasn't the case.

So, the plan is to publish on Thursday 10th May. Apologies for the delay.

In the meantime, you'll just have to make sure you've read the three other IABSM Blitzkrieg handbooks cover to cover!

IABSM AAR: Operation Compass #18: Siret el Chrieba

Tony Cane has been working his way through the Operation Compass scenario pack for I Ain't Been Shot, Mum. His last post featured the tank battle at Mechili, this one covers the Australian attack on the Italian aerodrome at Siret el Chrieba.

Here, the Australians are faced by a huge expanse of open ground (“flat as a table and devoid of cover” as the official history puts it) dotted with the occasional hanger or building. Their target is to take the hangar and buildings on the other side of the open ground.

Click on the picture below to see how they do...

Loving the aircraft hanger and the dust-covered Blinds!

A Company of Tanks: The Build

A few posts ago I mentioned that I had bought a whole company of Polish 7TP tanks, plus six extras for the dw version, from Battlefront via Element Games. It was now time to build the little blighters.

The jw single-turret versions are very easy to build: all you have to do is add a commander and hatch to the top of the turret, the gun to the front of the turret, the correct turret base plate to the main body of the tank, and then the tracks to either side. 

There is, however, one thing to watch out for. There is a spot on the left hand side of the hull, towards the front, where the resin is very thin and very weak. Fully six of the twenty-two models I constructed either came out of the packet with this bit chipped away, or broke there as I glued the left hand track on.

Here's a picture to show what I mean:

Now with the turret on, and after painting, these gaps probably won't be noticeable on the tabletop, but it's enough of a hole to make me think about reaching for the green stuff.  Six out of twenty-two tanks broken in this way (about half out of the packet like that, about half caused by me until I realised how careful you need to be) isn't a very good score from Battlefront.

In my earlier post, I did mention that building twenty-two of the same type of tank would be a good opportunity to check quality control. You've got the above weak resin spot, but were there any more problems?

Well unfortunately there were. Two of the twenty-two had genuine mis-casts or breakages, as shown in the pics below:

So if we count half the tanks with the weak spot gone (i.e. blame me for the other half) and add the two shown above, that's five out of twenty-two packs or 22% damaged items.

22% or about one in every five.

That's much worse than I was expecting.

So, Battlefront, and it gives me no pleasure at all to say this, you have an amazing range of great-looking kits but, given availability of the tank I want, I will always go for Zvezda and/or Plastic Soldier Company before you: not because I particularly like plastic tanks, but because your quality control is so rubbish. Simples.

Here's a final picture of the end of the build:

TFL Painting Challenge: Huge Weekend Update

Whilst the rest of you have doubtless been outside enjoying the sunshine, I have been stuck at my desk updating the painting challenge...and a very big update it is as well.

So, in no particular order, we have:

  • Carole Flint with some more troops for her Copplestone barbarian army
  • There are nine 20mm early war tanks from Matt Slade for What A Tanker!
  • Ralph Plowman also has some tanks: two in 20mm and one in 28mm. Oh, and some 28mm Greek skirmishers.
  • Andrew Helliwell has some more 15mm AWI types, more 15mm ECW/TYW types, some terrain for his medievals to play in, and finally some 28mm sci-fi fantasy figures
  • John de Terre Neuve sends in his first entry of the year: and it's a whopper! Some of it is in greyscale as well: a most interesting effect
  • Another John - John Haines this time - with some lovely vampire hunter types from the Bad Squiddo "Last Sunrise" Kickstarter
  • More Assyrians from Steve Burt
  • Some nice SYW figures from Sapper
  • And, last but by no means least, four figures from Stumpy, the basing king, that he's actually painted as well as based

As per usual, clicking on the name of the person above will take you straight to their gallery (opens in a new window)...and a shock, horror from me: I've actually fully updated the Scorecard as well!

Here are today's pictures:

A Company of Polish Tanks

Well, the beginning of one, anyway!

That's twenty-two 7TP tanks: a company of sixteen "jw" single-turret tanks, plus an extra six to give me an HQ and platoon of "dw" dual-turret tanks if I need them.  That's 1st-3rd Light Tank Battalions taken care of.

It also means that I can proxy them as Vickers light tanks for use as the 12th and 121st Tank Companies.

All I have to do now is paint them all...

PS  I plan to do one, glorious un-boxing and construction session:  where I put together every tank in one go and use the opportunity to do a little test of Battlefront's quality control. How many of a batch of 22 identical products will be incomplete or damaged in some way? Fascinating stuff!

TFL Painting Challenge: Update

A quick update to keep on top of all the Challenge entries.

Today we have:

  • Andrew Helliwell with some AWI French and buildings
  • Conan and some Napoleonics from Mervyn Douglas
  • Travis sends in some more lovely Soviets
  • Ken from Blue Moose Arts has a variety of figures on show today: some very small ships and plenty of medievals
  • There's 28mm three tanks for What A Tanker from Lloyd
  • And five 28mm vehicles from Mr Davenport
  • And last, but by no means least, the king of basing, Stumpy, has been keeping his figure painter very busy again

As always, clicking on the name of the person above will take you straight to their gallery (opens in a new window), and here are today's pictures:

Soviet mortar team from Travis

A French Somua tank from Lloyd "the hat" Bowler

AWI French infantry in 15mm from Andrew Helliwell

Stumpy's latest basing: a quick 119 figures!

Back from Salute

I'm back from Salute now...and I must say that it was rather a good one.

First, the logistics.

No queue at all. Arrived at Excel at about five to ten. Had a quick coffee and a croissant right outside the door, then walked straight in. Was happily shopping by 10:10. Amazing performance compared to what has been the case in previous years.

Next, the venue.

The show had a much better feel this year. Okay, it was still dark, perhaps darker than I remember, and it did take half an hour or so for my eyes to adjust, but it seemed more open than in previous years. Plenty of room around stands, no backpacks in the face, and it was till bustling and crowded as ever. Very good.

Nice variety of trade stands. A few special offers:  Troll Trader especially, who took money off me for a cut price Battlefront, Battlefield-in-a-Box Bastogne Church and several very cheap Army painter spray cans.

Then, the games. Some nice looking, big games, two of which are pictured below:

I particularly covet that 15mm E-boat. It would look very nice on my table!

As for the Lardies, they ran two games: a General de Brigade game and a participation game featuring the newly published What A Tanker! rules (WaT).

I actually played in one of the WaT games, commanding a Sherman Firefly in the face of the some very formidable opposition:

How did I do? Well I think the answer is best summed up with another photo:

But then I did enjoy myself enough to buy a copy of the rules!

Anyway, in summary I thought it was a great Salute this year. Those who weren't there should feel sorry they missed out, and that's not something I say every year.

IABSM AAR: Wave Goodbye!

It's been far too long since we saw one of Mark Luther's amazing 6mm IABSM after action reports...but I'm pleased to be able to say that the drought is over.

Mark played one of my scenarios - Wave Goodbye - taken from the 2011 TFL Summer Special: a French armor counterattack is hitting the flank of a German panzer column in an area east of the Ardennes in May 1940.

Click on the pic below to see all:

TFL Painting Challenge: Mid-Week Update

Entries continue to flood in for this year's challenge. Not so many taking part, but those who are are hugely active...I can't believe how much some of you manage to get painted!

So, in no particular order, here's the latest batch:

  • Andy Duffell pops in a quick German armoured car in 28mm
  • Lloyd "The Hat" Bowler has been very busy this week: not only are there the usual finely painted 28mm Ancients, but a whole street full of 6mm card buildings, including a Vauban Fort!
  • More Ancients: this time from Matt Slade. Camels and Celts.
  • A terrific entry from Chris Cornwell: six 28mm Russian village building vignettes. Almost made me want to switch to 28mm. They are apparently for sale as well, so if you're interested, get in touch.
  • Travis sends in some farm animals
  • The Hodge-Meister is back with some more Gaslands 20mm vehicles. I bet you don't get cars that colour where he's from!
  • Carole Flint has some rather nice 15mm WW2 figures for us to look at: Panzergrenadiers and British recce elements
  • And last, but by no means least, Jonathan Davenport has a couple of 28mm German AFVs to submit

As always, clicking on the name of the person above will take you straight to their gallery (opens in a new window).

One quick thing: could I ask people to specify how many figures are in the photos they send in. All very well saying to me "Some Napoleonic Austrians", or similar, accompanied by several pictures of densely packed 15mm figures, but counting the bayonets, or the feet, or anything else that gives me a clue to how many there are, is a real pain in the backside!

Now as for today's pictures...well, they were all so good that I could almost post up everything sent in. Here's a selection:

Just one of Mr Cornwell's vignettes

A 6mm paper terrain Vauban Fort from the Hat & co.

15mm British WW2 carriers from PSC from Carole

28mm SdKfz 221 from Andy Duffell

IABSM AAR: Winter Wonderland

Those of you who live in the UK may be aware that the Wyevale Garden Centres always sell off their winter model Christmas trees in early January (see previous post here). This year, I’d taken full advantage of the sale and bought several packets worth, and then added a new snow mat from Tiny Wargames to put them on. Now all I needed was an excuse to get everything onto the tabletop, and a game this Saturday just gone gave me the opportunity to do so.

As I seemed to have bought lots of trees, it would need to be a big game. Out came the extra bit of table, giving me an 8’ by 5’ playing area, on went the new mat, and on went the new trees. The result: a winter wonderland of epic proportions.

This was to be a Soviet/German encounter battle set sometime in and around January 1944. As I found myself short of time in the preparation stages, I used the troop lists from one of the scenarios from the IABSM Bashnya or Bust scenario pack. A couple of the scenarios give listings of a re-inforced company for each side from which the players pick a number of platoons. As this was to be a big game, I used those lists but gave each side the entire list, not just a proportion of the list.

See how we got on by clicking on the picture, below...